rawrsaysreptar:

My puppy was making friends when we were stuck in traffic.
When you’re at the pool lounging on a beach chair and some little kids are running and the lifeguard screams out “no running” do you respond “excuse, not all of us are running”? No, you don’t. The lifeguard didn’t have to specifically state who they were talking to because you’re intelligent enough to comprehend that the comment wasn’t being directed at you.

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Found a quote that shuts down that “not all men” argument pretty well. (via mykicks)

AHaha. haaaa. hh.

(via thefeministbookclub)

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

justxjanelliex3:

xomoriarty:

ok, so today at the daycare that i volunteer at it was ‘princess and superhero’ day and this little boy walked in in this sparkling blue dress and my favorite thing is that none of the kids reacted at all, they just told him he looked pretty and went on with they’re day and that is why children are better than adults

this made my day
liberalisnotadirtyword:

micdotcom:

College tuition has risen by 553% since 1984. One GIF shows just how harsh that is
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This is why anyone who went to college before the 1990s can shove their “Hey, I worked my way through school and graduated with no debt” talk…

partickstump:

i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)

at a horror movie
  • bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be
Bromeo, oh Bromeo
I love you.. No homeo

-Every Bro Ever (via frecklesandstitches)

musical-theatree:

instead of making movie adaptions of musicals, release the pro shot of the original broadway cast. billions of problems solved.

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi