grandpaharleys:

i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy

rumpelstiltskln:

"No more monkeys jumping on the bed"
“Doctor please take this seriously i think my son has a concussion”

Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place.

-Sarah Dessen, The Truth About Forever (via quotes-shape-us)

waffle-os:

Oh so when Elphaba is done accepting limits it’s called “empowering” and “heroic” but when I do it it’s called “failing math class” and “unacceptable”

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

additions to the list of advice i have given my sister thus far:

fuckyeahvictoriakaye:

  • refrigerate your frosting so you don’t get salmonella
  • don’t put food in your vagina

one of these is very relevant right now, but it’s more fun if I don’t tell you which one

toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

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