i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed"
“Doctor please take this seriously i think my son has a concussion”
Oh so when Elphaba is done accepting limits it’s called “empowering” and “heroic” but when I do it it’s called “failing math class” and “unacceptable”
why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes
- refrigerate your frosting so you don’t get salmonella
- don’t put food in your vagina
one of these is very relevant right now, but it’s more fun if I don’t tell you which one
One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.
with liberty and justice for some